Morning Bullets

• Michelle Rodriguez violated her probation and is heading to jail for a 6 month stint. Since she’s not as rich as the other celebrities getting locked up, we can cut her a little slack.

• Viva la Californication!

• The Heroes can thwart most forces of evil. Those dastardly Nielsens got away.

• Kevin Smith is a funny guy, but it’s pretty obvious he doesn’t have Showtime or HBO.

• Chevy Chase is joining Brothers & Sisters.

• Here’s hoping Joe Buck is less annoying as a talk show host than an NFL announcer. I don’t see it happening.

• 2 million viewers ran from the Cavemen. I’ve got room on the bandwagon.

• Looks like Cane and Ugly Betty aren’t the most popular shows among Hispanics. But Grey’s Anatomy? That’s just strange.

• How long before CSI: Aruba hits the airwaves.

• While we’re on the subject of over-saturation, how many award shows do we really need?

• TiVo claim that it’s a little behind schedule is a kind assessment considering they partnered up in 2005.