Nyuk Nyuk Naahh

The Farrelly brothers are trying to make a new Three Stooges movie, but apparently the studios all think that women won’t go see it.

Let’s see what we can do to remedy that.

Moe: George Clooney
Larry: Brad Pitt
Curly: David Koechner

Or, skewing younger

Moe: Shia LaBeouf
Larry: Paul Walker (as wooden as he is, it might be amusing to watch him get slapped around relentlessly)
Curly: Anthony Anderson

Or, if they want to throw some suplexes and flying elbows in there…

Moe: The Rock
Larry: Hulk Hogan
Curly: Stone Cold Steve Austin

It can be done. Now it’s just a question of whether or not it should.