You’ve Got B.O.: The Bucket List? Really?

Apparently, I’m Sean Hayes. Nobody cares what I think. Sappy pablum The Bucket List ended 2 National 2 Treasure’s reign and topped the weekend box office, nudging out the Ice Cube/Tracy Morgan goof-fest First Sunday. In snooty protest, I refuse to make a new header picture. In the Name of the King, featuring King Burt Reynolds, placed 14th, so maybe people will finally stop financing Uwe Boll movies. I’m also a little disappointed that Haunted Cell Phone Movie didn’t drop any lower than seventh place.

1. The Bucket List - $19.5m
2. First Sunday - $19m
3. Juno - $14m
4. National Treasure: Book of Secrets - $11.4
5. Alvin and the Chipmunks - $9.1m
6. I Am Legend - $8.1m
7. One Missed Call - $6.1m
8. P.S. I Love You - $5m
9. The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie - $4.4m
10. Atonement - $4.3m