New on DVD: You Don’t Mess With The Zohan

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan
Adam Sandler stars as a badass Israeli soldier who fakes his death so he can move to America and become a hairstylist, so he can make the whole world silky smooth.

The Happening
Mark Wahlberg tells us that there are things beyond our understanding in this M. Night Shyamalan event, and part of that includes a mysterious malady that drives people to mass suicide and madness.

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The Visitor
Richard Jenkins has been getting Academy Award consideration for his role as Walter Vale, a professor whose passion is lost until he comes across a pair of illegal immigrants who have been squatting covetly in his New York apartment. What could be a contentious relationship becomes something much more, when Walter’s world and mind is opened by the music they bring to his life. That is, until Tarek (Haaz Sleiman) is arrested…