Fancast After Dark

by Todd Gold
Oct 9th, 2008 | 2:51 PM | Comments 22

What Do You Say To A Naked Lady?

Too much stuff is geared towards the tweens and teens today, but not everything. Here at Fancast, we’ve got movies from all over the place, including some that celebrate the joys of being a part of the much beloved Mature Audience. Check out some films as well as a slew of TV shows and revel in your maturity.

The Red Shoe Diaries
This is what Skinemax was made for - an anthology series about sex. A depressed man (a young David Duchovny) who lost his wife after she’d had an affair puts ads in newspapers soliciting women to tell him their stories - and tell him they do. From lusty affairs in taxicabs to the life of a shy dominatrix trainee, you’ll see it all here.

*****

Fatal Attraction

Glenn Close and Michael Douglas have a steamy adulterous one night stand, but when he tries to go back to his wife, she simply won’t be ignored. Much like Jason Voorhees taught teenagers that frolicking at camp is wrong, Alex Forrest teaches married men to keep it in their pants.

*****

Swimming Pool

A thriller unfolds when mystery writer Sarah Morton (Charlotte Rampling) vacations at her publisher’s home in the South of France to seek inspiration, and his free-spirited and reckless daughter Julie (Ludivine Sagnier) barges into Sarah’s reflections. Julie’s sexually-charged lifestyle clashes with Sarah’s reserved demeanor until… well, some bad things start to happen. And it’s French. All bets are off.

*****

The Happy Hooker

The vivacious Lynn Redgrave stars as real-life New York madam Xaviera Hollander, who gladly worked her way up to the top of the world’s oldest profession, with a vibe that it ain’t so bad to be the bad girl. After all, is the selling of orgasms really such a crime?

And don’t forget the sequel, The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington, with Joey Heatherton stepping into the role.

*****

What Do You Say To A Naked Lady?

Of course, age doesn’t always equate to maturity. Allen Funt, the master of Candid Camera practical jokes, took his schtick to the next level with this comical prank-fest that confronted people’s issues with public nudity by completely messing with their heads.

*****

Bad Girls From Mars

A completely tongue-in-cheek romp about the making of a cheesy sci-fi porn movie about alien sex fiends and the mysterious and wacky psycho killer who does in his buxom victims after they’ve done it. Who wouldn’t want to mix lasers and lust?

While those movies are sure to get the ol’ evinrude crankin, Television After Dark tends to be more focused on violence. Of course there are wonderful shows like ‘My Bare Lady’

or ‘Stan Lee Presents Stripperella’

or some naked ‘American Misfits’.

However, TV After Dark includes the scary, the violent..the insane.

‘Ghost Hunters’,

‘Bad Girls’ or the classic,

‘Alfred Hitchcock Presents’.

Finally, if you’re in the mood for a cocktail, or two - or 10, there’s:

Beer Nutz

or

Three Sheets

Enjoy.

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