And Another Thing! Rants About What’s On My TV

By Laura Bell
Fancast.com

Ali Lohan needs to be slapped. My opinion. What a spoiled little biatch. And her mother puts her on TV to advance her career? What career? What’s her talent? Oh wait, sorry, I know…She’s a spoiled little bitch. [watch video] She’s in the same line of work as Kim Kardashian…A show I’m watching is Britain’s Worst Teeth on BBC America. 1 in 5 Brits never go to the dentist. Duh…Anyone notice that not even one member of the Workout cast showed up at the Bravo A-List Awards? Not even Rebecca who seems like she’d do anything for camera time. What’s up? Negotiation issues perhaps? [watch video from the A-list Awards]…I think there’s some kind of conspiracy to kill us all with these 2 hour Bachelorette episodes. Talk about watching paint dry…‘Who is The Mole’? Who cares…How great is George Takai’s wedding to his boyfriend Brad Altman going to be with Chekov as the Best Man and Lt. Uhuru as the Maid of Honor? It’s true. Wouldn’t it be great if they did it at a Star Trek convention? Can you imagine the faces of all those Trekkie geeks? Oh please George, pleeeeaaassssseeeeee…Motley Crue on Larry King Live. Why? Why? Why?…Did you see Tommy Lee trying to teach Larry how to play the drums? He kind of looks like that old guy in Poltergeist II. The walking dead. I have respect for Larry King and I have respect for Motley Crue (I guess), but together? NONONO. I guess they do have one thing in common…They should both give it up…Why are we supposed to care about The Two Coreys? Corey Feldman needs security? For what? I’d love to know how he’s making enough money to support the lifestyle he’s living. I’m sure it’s all rented for the TV show anyway. I enjoy the pictures he has of himself hanging on the walls. Who does that? How about the scene of the two of them primping for each other before their big meeting at the deli?…The View in Las Vegas sucks. Bad sound, bad set, bad guests (Danny Gans, Rita Rudner, The Chipendale Dancers), really bad gigantic sunglasses (Elizabeth), just bad, bad, bad. It’s basically unwatchable. Go home…

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