Pamela Anderson: The Naked Truth

By Tom Rose
Fancast.com

Actress Pamela Anderson (see photos and vidoes) returns to the air on E! Sunday at 10 with “Pam: Girl on the Loose” a show that will take viewers inside her hectic life. E! calls the show an “observational documentary,” as opposed to reality TV. It is shot primarily on film but will include Pam’s camcorder POV. The show also features Anderson’s comments, in the form of her thoughts, scrawled in pink magic marker directly on the screen during each episode.

That should be a real treat as she is known for speaking her mind. Last month she slammed Jessica Simpson for wearing a “Real Women Eat Meat” T shirt, then claimed she was only kidding. Here’s a list of quotes she may not be able to take back so easily:

10. Attitude: “There’s never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I’m a little whacked.”

9. Fur: “People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they’re in the rain. And they look fat and gross.”

8. Sex: Making love in the morning got me through morning sickness. I found I could be happy and throw up at the same time.

7. Blondes: “It’s great being blonde - with such low expectations it’s easy to impress.”

6. Fast Food: “If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they’d never eat another drumstick.”

5. Drugs: “I was not a big drug person. I couldn’t smoke pot because it made me so paranoid that I couldn’t tell if I had to pee or I was really cold, so I just didn’t enjoy it.”

4. Vanity: “I have this phobia: I don’t like mirrors. And I don’t watch myself on television. If anything comes on, I make them shut it off, or I leave the room.”

3. Romance: “It’s going to take a certain man for me to ever get involved with, because he’ll have to realize I don’t have two children, I have three. Tommy is always going to always be a part of my life.”

2. Roots: “Both sides of my family are all in Mensa. It skipped me.”

1. Auditioning: “I’ve been fortunate — I haven’t had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.”