New on DVD: Hellboy II, Kung-Fu Panda

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy (Ron Perlman) and the B.P.R.D. have to take on a magical army of unstoppable juggernaut soldiers determined to conquer the real world in the name of marginalized mystics.

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Kung-Fu Panda
Jack Black is Po the panda, who trains with Master Shifu (Dustin Hoffman) and the Furious Five to become the chosen Dragon Warrior.

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Sukiyaki Western Django
A crazy, colorful, unique and stylized Japanese remake of an Italian spaghetti western that also happens to feature Quentin Tarantino.

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars
The worst Star Wars movie ever includes Jabba the Hutt’s uncle, a tattooed worm that talks like Truman Capote. It’s a Cartoon Network show now.

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Beer For My Horses
Toby Keith and Rodney Carrington are small-town deputies who enlist the help of Ted Nugent to help rescue Claire Forlani from an evil drug lord.