Fancast After Dark

by Andy Hunsaker
Dec 9th, 2008 | 12:38 PM | Comments 0

What Do You Say To A Naked Lady?

Too much stuff is geared towards the tweens and teens today, but not everything. Here at Fancast, we’ve got movies from all over the place, including some that celebrate the joys of being a part of the much beloved Mature Audience. Check out these five films and revel in your maturity.

Fatal Attraction

Glenn Close and Michael Douglas have a steamy adulterous one night stand, but when he tries to go back to his wife, she simply won’t be ignored. Much like Jason Voorhees taught teenagers that frolicking at camp is wrong, Alex Forrest teaches married men to keep it in their pants.

*****

Basic Instinct

Sharon Stone sizzles as the ice queen who seduces men and women alike as they try to figure out whether or not she’s also a sociopathic killer - i.e. the icepick queen. Michael Douglas is once again the man enslaved by his own libido, back when it wasn’t so disturbing to think about Michael Douglas’ libido.

*****

The Happy Hooker

The vivacious Lynn Redgrave stars as real-life New York madam Xaviera Hollander, who gladly worked her way up to the top of the world’s oldest profession, with a vibe that it ain’t so bad to be the bad girl. After all, is the selling of orgasms really such a crime?

And don’t forget the sequel, The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington, with Joey Heatherton stepping into the role.

*****

What Do You Say To A Naked Lady?

Of course, age doesn’t always equate to maturity. Allen Funt, the master of Candid Camera practical jokes, took his schtick to the next level with this comical prank-fest that confronted people’s issues with public nudity by completely messing with their heads.

*****

Bad Girls From Mars

A completely tongue-in-cheek romp about the making of a cheesy sci-fi porn movie about alien sex fiends and the mysterious and wacky psycho killer who does in his buxom victims after they’ve done it. Who wouldn’t want to mix lasers and lust?