Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator Sweeps The “Net

By Tom Rose (Chap Poach Palin)
Fancast.com

Are you expecting? Worried over picking just the right name for your cherub? One that will ensure entry into the finest pre-pre-school in town? Well, forget Isabella and Ethan, Republican V.P. nominee Sarah Palin likes to get creative when it comes to naming her kids. There’s Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper. (Trig?) And look how they’ve turned out.

That got the folks over at blogspot Polit Tsk Tsk Tsk to wondering what it would be like to have her as a mother. Maybe things may have worked out differently?

So, with good old fashioned Yankee ingenuity they’ve created the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator, a widget that’s been causing a sensation on the Internet. Just think how things might have been if George Bush had really been “Open Aircraft” Palin… he could’ve ducked flight training without being noticed. Do you think “Steak Leather” Palin would’ve had intern scandals in the Oval Office? Not on “Engine Nighthawk” Palin’s watch!

Try it for yourself. The results have a strange way of hitting bulls-eyes. The Alaskan Gov’s own name comes out as “Flack Gobbler” Palin. Sweet justice.

Here are some other dead-on results:

John McCain: Steam Fangs Palin

Barack Obama: Tarp Lazer Palin

Joe Biden: Beans Harpoon Palin

And of course,
Tina Fey: Buster Taint Palin.

Ouch.

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