Undercover: What It Takes To Be Paris Hiltons BFF

Apparently having a butt that “looks like cottage cheese inside a trash bag” is not part of the criteria for becoming Paris Hilton’s BFF. Ouch. OK, so what does it take, then? The NY Daily News’s Shallon Lester ventured to find out, by going undercover at the auditions for the heiresses upcoming 27-episode MTV reality series: Paris Hilton is My New BFF.

As a fellow blond and lover of bedazzled cell phones, I felt justified taking my place amongst those wanting to bask in Hilton’s perma-tanned glow. And following the domestication of her former BFF Nicole Richie, Paris really wants to find her kindred spirit.

But if the gaudy girls and over-the-top gay boys auditioning alongside me were any indication, Hilton is better off with a pack of wild dogs as her entourage. At least they won’t keep calling her “fierce.

Adopting my undercover persona, I introduced myself to the casting director as a Swedish bikini waxer who loves Yorkies and Chace Crawford (that part is true). The director was tickled pink that I had such a “sexy profession” and quickly asked me back for a second audition.

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