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Selena Gomez V. Miley Cyrus: Trouble in Hannah Montana Land?

by Ann Murray-Yavar
Jul 25th, 2008 | 10:30 AM | Comments 0

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Miley Cyrus doesn’t like Selena Gomez. Both girls play bratty teens on Hannah Montana (one is also on Wizards of Waverly Place). Miley Cyrus dated Nick Jonas of Jonas Brothers fame, but they purportedly broke up. Selena Gomez now dates Nick. Got that? Neither do we. But it’s okay, because there’s now a video that will more clearly explain the situation: Miley Cyrus doesn’t like Selena Gomez.

Cyrus proved that by mocking Selena’s latest YouTube clip, where she pokes fun of the gap in the youngster’s tooth (which has since been fixed, thank-you-very-much) and her purported emo look. Could she be upset that the media have labeled Gomez as “the next Miley Cyrus?” Perhaps. The video in question is after the jump.

But wait! Is Selena Gomez emo? Yes, she is! She is! You see, we talked to Selena at a recent party, and she told us all about her favorite bands. And they’re kind of emo!

“I love Death Cab for Cutie,” she said to Fancast, “Metrostation. I love underground bands.” See? And you know what, Miley Cyrus? That’s alright with us. An emo Hannah Montana is pretty cool in our book.