The Girls Next Door: You Sexy [Censored]!

Bridget Marquardt, one third of Heff’s pneumatic team of orange-skinned bimbettes, wants her lovable Wednesday (Pomeranian? Shitzu? Jiu-Jitsu? Ewok?) to have an agent and be as much a TV personality as herself. So in last night’s episode of The Girls Next Door she found her an agent! A pervy one to boot (hmmm. Pervy Hollywood agent. Isn’t that kind of an oxymoron?) Defamer has the clip in all its Hollywood goodness. Defamer comments:

After telling her what he looks for in his clients (”a) potential, b) looks…and the owner’s interest level”), he attempts a joke by saying he’s required to do an inspection of the dog’s residence. In this case, the Playboy Mansion. Smart as a whip, Bridget actually agrees to the sleazy come-on seconds before he pulls out the “Just Kidding” card. Oh Nick. When will guys in LA learn that girls on reality television will pretty much say yes to anything?

Hmmm. That sounded more like: “What I look for in my client is a) potential, b) looks, and c) the owners giant fake orange boobies.”

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