Dancing With Your DVR: What To Watch Tonight

America’s Got Talent: (NBC, 9 PM) Sharon Osbourne, Piers Morgan and The Hoff come together as arbiters of “talent,” while Jerry Springer hosts. Only a visionary like Simon Cowell could conceive of this. [Watch a preview right here!]

Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood: (Oxygen, 10 PM) That whole B&B “inn” thing from last season didn’t exactly work out as planned, so the duo are packing their bags and checking back in to the cushier Hollywood life they so desire.

Hell’s Kitchen: (Fox, 9 PM) 80 cravings-crazed pregnant women looking for a feast, and an accident that burns Gordo’s hand means the final four pretty much have the worst kitchen karma on Earth.

Flipping Out: (Bravo, 10 PM) The aptly titled show about an obsessive-compulsive house flipper, Jeff Lewis, is back, and his clients and anxieties are bigger than ever.

AFI’s 10 Top 10: (CBS, 8 PM) The top ten movies from ten different genres are counted down. And get this, “Courtroom Drama” is a category, so be prepared to hear the phrase “You can’t handle the truth” approximately 1,583 times.