Who Gives A Twit?

by Bob Hellman
Apr 20th, 2009 | 10:28 AM | Comments 6

The weekend is always busy in twitterverse. Celebrity agents are usually getting reacquainted with their families they haven’t seen all week, which means it’s our private time with their clients’ thoughts. But sometimes there is such a thing as “too much information.” As our lead-off tweet from Ashton yesterday revealed that his record setting victory over CNN did not come without a price…

Ashton Kutcher @10:05AM 4/19/09: Stomach flu, Be gone! Who can say that they’ve thrown up and had diarrhea at their rabbi’s house? 2 pts for me. Denise Richards @6:24AM 4/19/09: kids are asleep..having my coffee, I have pilates at 8am on a sunday if u can believe it..ugh..what was I thinking?!? Kevin Nealon @11:20 4/18/09: Sources tell me LuLu-Lemons are the rage with women now. Pants that keep the butt tight and shapely. No more sweaters tied around the waist. Sarah Silverman @4:14PM 4/19/09: I’m allergic to the sun — I get brown/black patches all over my face. I told my doc I miss the sun and he told me to buy a picture of it.

Joan Rivers @7:43PM 4/19/09: Apprentice. I just compared Annie to Hitler and I feel terrible. My apologies to Hitler. Annie Duke @2:47AM 4/20/09: so since she is 76 she is exempted from being nice or polite? I may be direct but I have not trashed talked anyone. She has. Lance Armstrong @6:04AM 4/18/09: Getting a taste of the future this am. Weather prevents paper delivery. Reading news online. When will the last paper b thrown in the usa? Tina Fey @3:28PM 4/17/09: I think I can safely speak for America when I say, we’re not shallow, but please, Britain, do something with Susan Boyle’s eyebrows. Mariah Carey @2:30AM 4/20/09: I’m about to watch “bedtime stories”(Adam Sandler) for the first time. Anyone seen it? How is it? Greg Grunberg @12:25 AM 4/19/09: Heroes is going to be SICK on Monday! Sick! Jon Favreau @5:40AM 4/20/09: I’m at work now and it’s still dark. I’m so confused. Verne Troyer @4:01PM 4/16/09: Wat Up! Just Watchin Ellen.

Lastly, let’s start the week off with a little business advice from Henry Ford courtesy of Ludacris: Ludacris@7:10 AM 4/19/09: DAILY QUOTE: A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.—Henry Ford

Huh?

Oh well, what do I give a Twit about? Today, it’s all about Edie’s departure on ‘Desperate Housewives‘ and the premiere of Fox’s new animated comedy, ‘Sit Down, Shut Up.’ Watch ‘em with me here.

Tweet out.