Spanky devises a prank which involves pooping on pizza, a gag which Clara is instantly taken with. Her love of the prank is soon forbidden by her father, however, who also tells her to never see Spanky again. Meanwhile, roommates Xandir and Captain Hero attempt to become more friendly with one another.

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Clara is embarrassed when her cousin visits the house, and Captain Hero takes a bet from Spanky, who says Hero can't hook up with Clara's cousin. Meanwhile, Xandir, Toot, and Wooldoor can't stop themselves from licking the substance that begins appearing on Ling Ling's skin.

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Toot heavily gorges on food after she, Foxy, Ling Ling, and Xandir are triumphant in a battle for food rights in the house, but soon tries to get Xandir to help her with burgeoning weight issues. The other members quickly find themselves doing the unthinkable for any piece of food, including Spanky and Wooldoor's attempts to corral animal pals of Clara and Captain Hero's degrading concessions to Foxy.

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Xandir is talked by the housemates into accepting his homosexuality, but the outing has disastrous consequences such as the loss of his girlfriend, which prompts him to try and go back to heterosexuality. Meanwhile, Spanky tries to exploit Ling Ling's sewing gifts by forcing him into a life of sweatshop labor.

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Princess Clara fears she is pregnant, but the problem turns out to be the presence of a bizarre creature living inside her vagina, courtesy of her wicked stepmother. After initially being driven crazy by Clara's behavior, the group decides to help her find a true love, the only way to end her stepmother's curse.

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