According to Jim (2001-2009)

The Toilet (Season 3 | Episode 24)

When Cheryl decides to remodel the bathroom, Jim insists that it include a stainless-steel toilet that talks.

The Toilet (Season 3 | Episode 24)

When Cheryl decides to remodel the bathroom, Jim insists that it include a stainless-steel toilet that talks.

Trashed (Season 3 | Episode 25)

Cheryl asks Jim to put the kids' artwork in storage, but he disposes of it elsewhere, thinking Cheryl will not notice.

Trashed (Season 3 | Episode 25)

Cheryl asks Jim to put the kids' artwork in storage, but he disposes of it elsewhere, thinking Cheryl will not notice.

Pilot (Season 1 | Episode 1)

A loving husband and father (Jim Belushi) tries to adhere to family ideals.

Pilot (Season 1 | Episode 1)

A loving husband and father (Jim Belushi) tries to adhere to family ideals.

The Marriage Bank (Season 3 | Episode 26)

Jim agrees to go to a couples seminar, hoping Cheryl will reciprocate by letting him go on a fishing trip with Andy.

The Marriage Bank (Season 3 | Episode 26)

Jim agrees to go to a couples seminar, hoping Cheryl will reciprocate by letting him go on a fishing trip with Andy.

Everyone Gets Dumped (Season 3 | Episode 27)

Jim develops a friendship with Dana's new boyfriend, despite the fact that the guy dumped Cheryl years ago.

Everyone Gets Dumped (Season 3 | Episode 27)

Jim develops a friendship with Dana's new boyfriend, despite the fact that the guy dumped Cheryl years ago.

No Nookie (Season 1 | Episode 2)

Cheryl convinces Jim to abstain from sex until their romantic getaway.

No Nookie (Season 1 | Episode 2)

Cheryl convinces Jim to abstain from sex until their romantic getaway.

A Vast Difference (Season 3 | Episode 29)

Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy, but Cheryl is so effusive in her praise that he is unable to admit that he did not go through with it.

A Vast Difference (Season 3 | Episode 29)

Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy, but Cheryl is so effusive in her praise that he is unable to admit that he did not go through with it.

The Christmas Party (Season 2 | Episode 11)

A neighbor invites the whole family to a Christmas party except Jim, who has been feuding with the host.

The Christmas Party (Season 2 | Episode 11)

A neighbor invites the whole family to a Christmas party except Jim, who has been feuding with the host.

The Turkey Bowl (Season 1 | Episode 7)

Jim is preoccupied with a bowling tournament on Thanksgiving Day.

The Turkey Bowl (Season 1 | Episode 7)

Jim is preoccupied with a bowling tournament on Thanksgiving Day.

The Empty Gesture (Season 3 | Episode 11)

Cheryl gets stranded on the roof retrieving a tablecloth for Thanksgiving dinner, and no one notices her absence until she disables the television.

The Empty Gesture (Season 3 | Episode 11)

Cheryl gets stranded on the roof retrieving a tablecloth for Thanksgiving dinner, and no one notices her absence until she disables the television.

Poking the Bear (Season 4 | Episode 9)

Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception; Jim eats crow to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).

Poking the Bear (Season 4 | Episode 9)

Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception; Jim eats crow to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).

Thanksgiving Confidential (Season 2 | Episode 10)

Jim and Cheryl are caught making whoopee on the set of the school's Thanksgiving play. Julia Sweeney guest stars.

Thanksgiving Confidential (Season 2 | Episode 10)

Jim and Cheryl are caught making whoopee on the set of the school's Thanksgiving play. Julia Sweeney guest stars.

Dress to Kill Me (Season 4 | Episode 5)

Jim is worried Kyle is turning into a sissy when he insists on dressing as Cinderella for Halloween.

Dress to Kill Me (Season 4 | Episode 5)

Jim is worried Kyle is turning into a sissy when he insists on dressing as Cinderella for Halloween.

The Garage Door (Season 4 | Episode 4)

Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage because they ignored Jim's lesson on how to open the door from the inside.

The Garage Door (Season 4 | Episode 4)

Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage because they ignored Jim's lesson on how to open the door from the inside.

The Cat Came Back (Season 1 | Episode 3)

Jim promises to give Cheryl's cat a respectable burial.

The Cat Came Back (Season 1 | Episode 3)

Jim promises to give Cheryl's cat a respectable burial.

The Grill (Season 4 | Episode 3)

Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.

The Grill (Season 4 | Episode 3)

Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.

Anniversary (Season 1 | Episode 16)

Cheryl discovers that her sister is the true source of the anniversary gifts Jim gives to her every year.

Anniversary (Season 1 | Episode 16)

Cheryl discovers that her sister is the true source of the anniversary gifts Jim gives to her every year.

Father-Daughter Dance (Season 4 | Episode 6)

Jim is hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him.

Father-Daughter Dance (Season 4 | Episode 6)

Jim is hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him.

Plot Twist (Season 4 | Episode 7)

Cheryl's mother has plans for the afterlife that would put everyone in a large family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot, conveniently located next to that of a star...

Plot Twist (Season 4 | Episode 7)

Cheryl's mother has plans for the afterlife that would put everyone in a large family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot, conveniently located next to that of a star...

Cheryl's Old Flame (Season 1 | Episode 5)

Jim sets up Dana with a seemingly perfect guy.

Cheryl's Old Flame (Season 1 | Episode 5)

Jim sets up Dana with a seemingly perfect guy.

The Swimming Pool (Season 3 | Episode 28)

Cheryl protests when a heat wave sends the family sneaking into a vacationing neighbor's pool - until she starts sneaking over on her own.

The Swimming Pool (Season 3 | Episode 28)

Cheryl protests when a heat wave sends the family sneaking into a vacationing neighbor's pool - until she starts sneaking over on her own.

Poking the Bear (Season 4 | Episode 9)

Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception; Jim eats crow to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).