American Dad (2005-2008)

Deacon Stan, Jesus Man (Season 1, Episode 7)

Stan competes with his 'smug bastard' neighbor to become deacon of his church, and Steve accidentally gets pregnant as Roger goes through his alien reproductive cycle. 21:58 minutes.

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        Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

      Stan competes with his 'smug bastard' neighbor to become deacon of his church, and Steve accidentally gets pregnant as Roger goes through his alien reproductive cycle.

    •   Homeland Insecurity

      Stan panics after discovering that his new neighbors are Arab-American; and Steve finds himself at the mercy of the Scout Rangers.

    •   Roger Codger

      When Roger slips into a coma, the Smiths think he's dead and dispose of his body, and while the family copes with their 'loss,' Roger awakens, only to find himself being pursued by the CIA.

    •   Francine's Flashback

      After forgetting his anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 24 hours of Francine's memory erased, but a bungling technician accidentally erases 20 years, sending Francine back to relive her days as a wild and carefree teenager.

    •   Stan Knows Best

      Hayley takes a job as a stripper after moving into her boyfriend's van and being financially cut off by Stan. Steve claims that Roger is his horribly disfigured burn-victim sister in order to gain sympathy points and 'get boob' at the school dance.

    •   Threat Levels

      Stan steals Steve's lucrative idea to stage and videotape 'bum fights,' in which homeless men are forced to beat each other senseless, but when Steve helps the transients to organize, Stan is forced to step into the ring himself!

    •   Pilot

      Stan rigs the school election to help Steve score with girls, but the plan backfires when Steve wins and becomes drunk with power.

  • Season 2
    •   Tears Of A Clooney

      Stan enlists his contacts at the CIA to help make Francine's birthday wish come true, to destroy George Clooney; and Roger starts his own vineyard with the help of some foster-child labor.

    •   With Friends Like Steve's

      Steve's friend Barry turns evil after skipping his meds, and schemes to replace Steve in Stan's life; and Roger's beer-drinking skills earn him membership in a college fraternity.

    •   Helping Handis

      Stan devises a plan to make Steve more popular at school, but the plan backfires when the side effects make him a little "too popular;" and Hayley's student film shames Francine into becoming a surgeon.

    •   Roger 'N Me

      When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick.

    •   It's Good To Be The Queen

      Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine.

    •   Finances With Wolves

      After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife.

    •   Rough Trade

      When Stan and Roger trade places, Roger gets a job as a car salesman, while Stan ends up in jail.

    •   Star Trek

      Roger is overjoyed to discover that Steve's new book is all about him, until he finds out that it paints him in an unflattering light.

    •   Stannie Get Your Gun

      Hayley accidentally paralyzes Stan when she fires a gun she thought was loaded with blanks; and Roger convinces Steve he's adopted.

    •   Stan Of Arabia - Part 2

      Cultures continue to clash, and the entire Smith family is arrested by the Vice and Virtue Police and sentenced to death by stoning. Roger is wooed by an Arab prince, who thinks Roger is a morally loose 'American girl.'

    •   Stan Of Arabia - Part 1

      When Stan ruins his boss's party, he's reassigned to Saudi Arabia, where the Smiths experience culture shock stemming from their new country's male-dominated social norms, which, of course, Stan loves!

    •   Con Heir

      Stan's real father, a studly super-agent, reappears after a 20 year absence to recruit Stan for a top-secret mission, but Francine suspects that he's a con man involved in a plot to steal precious Egyptian artwork.

    •   All About Steve

      After disowning Steve for being a geek, Stan must rely on his son's knowledge of science fiction and fantasy to catch a cyber-terrorist, and Roger attends the Mecca of geekdom--a sci-fi convention--in order to interact with humans.

    •   Smith In The Hand, A

      Stan objects to the sex education program at Steve's school, so he decides to teach Steve the facts of life himself, taking matters into his own hands and becoming addicted to sexual self-gratification along the way!

    •   Bullocks To Stan

      Eighteen-year-old Hayley is sleeping with Stan's boss, Bullock, but Stan can't say or do anything about it because he's up for a promotion!

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