Stan competes with his 'smug bastard' neighbor to become deacon of his church, and Steve accidentally gets pregnant as Roger goes through his alien reproductive cycle. 21:58 minutes.
American Dad
(2005-2008)
FULL EPISODE:
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
(Season 1, Episode 7)
Stan panics after discovering that his new neighbors are Arab-American; and Steve finds himself at the mercy of the Scout Rangers.
When Roger slips into a coma, the Smiths think he's dead and dispose of his body, and while the family copes with their 'loss,' Roger awakens, only to find himself being pursued by the CIA.
After forgetting his anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 24 hours of Francine's memory erased, but a bungling technician accidentally erases 20 years, sending Francine back to relive her days as a wild and carefree teenager.
Hayley takes a job as a stripper after moving into her boyfriend's van and being financially cut off by Stan. Steve claims that Roger is his horribly disfigured burn-victim sister in order to gain sympathy points and 'get boob' at the school dance.
Stan steals Steve's lucrative idea to stage and videotape 'bum fights,' in which homeless men are forced to beat each other senseless, but when Steve helps the transients to organize, Stan is forced to step into the ring himself!
Stan enlists his contacts at the CIA to help make Francine's birthday wish come true, to destroy George Clooney; and Roger starts his own vineyard with the help of some foster-child labor.
Steve's friend Barry turns evil after skipping his meds, and schemes to replace Steve in Stan's life; and Roger's beer-drinking skills earn him membership in a college fraternity.
Stan devises a plan to make Steve more popular at school, but the plan backfires when the side effects make him a little "too popular;" and Hayley's student film shames Francine into becoming a surgeon.
When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick.
Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine.
After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife.
When Stan and Roger trade places, Roger gets a job as a car salesman, while Stan ends up in jail.
Hayley accidentally paralyzes Stan when she fires a gun she thought was loaded with blanks; and Roger convinces Steve he's adopted.
Cultures continue to clash, and the entire Smith family is arrested by the Vice and Virtue Police and sentenced to death by stoning. Roger is wooed by an Arab prince, who thinks Roger is a morally loose 'American girl.'
When Stan ruins his boss's party, he's reassigned to Saudi Arabia, where the Smiths experience culture shock stemming from their new country's male-dominated social norms, which, of course, Stan loves!
After disowning Steve for being a geek, Stan must rely on his son's knowledge of science fiction and fantasy to catch a cyber-terrorist, and Roger attends the Mecca of geekdom--a sci-fi convention--in order to interact with humans.
Stan objects to the sex education program at Steve's school, so he decides to teach Steve the facts of life himself, taking matters into his own hands and becoming addicted to sexual self-gratification along the way!
Eighteen-year-old Hayley is sleeping with Stan's boss, Bullock, but Stan can't say or do anything about it because he's up for a promotion!
When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground.
When snow falls, Stan goes into his typical "winter depression." Francine follows him at night and finds out that he's secretly ice dancing.
The Smiths' marriage is fizzling, leaving Stan feeling unappreciated as Francine visits her parents over spring break.
Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world.
Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force.
Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, but he's shocked to find the man is his new next door neighbor.
Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for.
When Stan's mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support.
Stan and the family are characters in a Bond-style spoof when Stan must stop Tearjerker (a.k.a. Roger), a diabolical film producer, who produces movies that can kill.
After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly, but just not to his satisfaction.
When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican blood boils.
At a poker game with the guys, Stan reveals that he has never actually killed anyone.
When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his "man of the house" ways.