King of the Hill (1997-2008)

Dale reveals to Hank and that he signed them up for a vocational basket weaving class.

Lucky gets patriotic over the diversity of trash in his garbage.

Bobby gets advice on how to deal with the surfers at the local water slide park.

Bobby and Joseph sing the lyrics to the Big Water commercial in order to remember the freeway exit.

Kahn makes fun of Bill's new attempt to cover his bald head.

Hank takes Bobby shopping for a nice bra.

Bobby and the football team protest the Powder Puff ban by dressing up like cheerleaders at the girls' football game.

The guys suffer dizziness, blimps, and killer birds in the worst seats in the stadium.

Lucky refuses to go to the hospital because that's where people die.

The football coach pressures Bobby to be a funny powder puff.

Bobby tells Joseph that cross-dressing is old hat.

Dale decides to write down the gang's clever comments.

Bobby's Grandpa Cotton stirs up trouble when he babysits for the night.

LuAnn thinks the wall-mounted high-def TV is actually a window. Can't you let the Kitty Cat in?

The teacher's plan backfires when he tries to teach the class about discrimination by making half of them wear stars on their shirts.

Bill's cowboy hat miraculously blows off his head and onto Kahn's.

Peggy makes an online video that attempts to re-create the miracle of a cowboy hat flying from one Bill's head to Kahn's head.

Joseph reveals to Bobby that even HE has a girlfriend. What ever happened to "keeping it casual?"

Lucky and Bobby have fun rolling down a hill inside a tire while LuAnn watches for cars.

Hank's buddies make fun of him for shopping at the local organic food co-op.

Luanne ask an elderly lady if she can comeback in her next life as her baby.

LuAnn swallows a watermelon seed and fears she'll give birth to a watermelon baby.

Lucky and LuAnn play "good cop bad cop" with Bobby when their other parenting methods fail.

Dale creates a land canoe that only he can ride.

LuAnn delights when a Japanese grill-chef transforms an onion into a volcano.

At the local organic food co-op, Hank suggests opening another register instead of doing an interpretive dance, to make customers happy.

Hank grills up a round of tough steaks.

Bill gets excited when passing cars wave back at him.

Bobby and Joseph get excited when they see a TV commercial for a water slide park called Big Water.

LuAnn and Lucky explain to Bobby that he wouldn't have any fun at the dramatic, knife-juggling, Japanese restaurant.

Hank discovers he's been tricked into paying sticker price for 25 years.

Hank tells the guys that Peggy wants a convertible.

Dales suspects that human sacrifice takes place at a Quinceanera party.

Peggy shares her theory on how you're never too down to quit.

Hank and Dale comment on the local hipsters.

Hank freaks out when he finds Peggy and Bobby wearing their underwear around the house in an attempt to get more intimate as a family.

Dale plays Hank's and Bill's theme songs.

Stephens Davies - self help guru - challenges Peggy's grasp on her life and family.

Hank seeks a happy pill to solve his problems, and Dale plays the happy pill theme song.

Dale takes it up on himself to "upgrade the entertainment value of the alley with a soundtrack" by playing a keyboard.

He's an actor!

Kahn asks Ted if they can have a friendship marriage after witnessing his spectacular karaoke performance.

Bobby and Peggy make a bet over how long the soccer announcer will say "Goaaal!"

Kahn performs "The Morning After" at the local Karaoke Bar to an enthusiastic crowd.

Kahn's Dad orders him to convert his analog watch into an mp3 player. Drag and Drop!

Peggy holds a rehearsal for her new real estate script "Connections" and has to deal with her needy actors and Hank's objections.

Peggy realizes she needs a script before she can direct.

Peggy finally gets a house listing and Luanne suggests putting in a Gap.

Bobby gets excited by the real estate rehearsals and tells dad he wants to be an actor.

Peggy and Ladybird agree that babies are smarter than they look because they prefer beautiful people over ugly people.

Bobby, Joseph, and Connie climb into the attic and discover fiber glass.

Hank and Peggy try and cover up the fact that they just had sex in the train bathroom.

Bobby, Connie, and Joseph decide to build a Secret Clubhouse in the house while the parents are away for the night.

Peggy tries to get Hank excited about her Murder Mystery Studio 54 Train birthday extravaganza.

Joseph tries to come home after Dale abandons him at a rich man's house to have a better life.

Hank tells Bobby that a winning football season is more important than a best friend.

Dale brags about the gala he's attending for his son's private academy.

Joseph tries to make friends at his new private school by suggesting they burn a Chiramoya.

Dale takes a job at Bazoom's to call their bluff.

Dale gets better tips at Bazoom's than the girls because he's a man.

The waitresses defend Dale when a customer accidentally pulls his shorts down.

Peggy and Nancy pass a couple scantily clad young girls on the street.

Bill screams when he hears the story of how Hank saved Bobby from the bats and the sinking raft.

Hank saves Bobby from a sinking raft.

Bobby becomes man of the house when Hank becomes afraid of a bat.

Peggy discovers trashy novels.

Peggy helps her brother get out of a jam at a strip joint.

The family meets Luanne's father uncle Hoyt.

Luanne's long lost father and Peggy's brother returns to Arlen after being incarcerated for years.

Hank helps Lucky fill out a credit card application.