McHale's crew retaliates when the enemy jams Christy's attempt to talk to his son by short-wave radio. 25:31 minutes.
Gruber puts in for a Purple Heart when he scratches his finger under enemy fire.
McHale tries his hand at matchmaking with Parker and a Navy nurse as his victims.
McHale and his crew use old movie soundtracks to avert a Japanese attack.
Never mind that it's against Navy regulations for an officer to marry an enlisted man, McHale is going to find a way to do it.
When Binghamton refuses to reimburse him for the loss of a coconut orchard, Chief Urulu puts a curse on the captain.
McHale and his crew set out to find three USO girls on an uncharted island.
Binghamton ousts McHale and his crew from their happy home on McHale's Island.
McHale and his crew run into a Japanese ambush while playing Santa Claus to a group of native children.
When a photographer with an attitude is assigned to the 73 Crew, McHale and the boys must work up a plan to get rid of her.
Binghamton decides to commandeer the best cook in the Pacific -- said to be McHale's cook, Fuji.
To raise money for a party, McHale's crew raffles a date with a young Frenchwoman, Claudine Longet -- in her acting debut.
Binghamton finds an excuse to have the skipper and crew of PT-73 transferred to another command.
McHale and his crew must get rid of a Japanese plane harassing the base before they can go on leave.
Binghamton is certain McHale is the source of a leak of confidential information.
Binghamton arrives unannounced with the mothers of three of McHale's men on the day of a festival.
Memorial services are conducted for McHale and his crew when they are presumed killed in action.
Binghamton enlists McHale's aid in commandeering a native tribe to work on the Taratupa airstrip.
When a dead ringer for Binghamton is assigned to McHale's crew, the men are sure he is a spy.
McHale looks for a way to straighten out the 10-year-old son of an admiral.
Binghamton has Parker assigned as his aide when he discovers that the ensign is related to Vice Admiral Parker.
Parker blows the end off a valuable island with torpedoes intended for a German U-boat.
McHale and his men are determined that a glamorous film star visit McHale's Island.
McHale and his crew are forced to pull in at an island densely populated by Japanese troops.
Girl-shy Parker is assigned to train five beautiful nurses in judo and self-defense.
Binghamton draws up treason charges when he catches McHale trading rifles to the Japanese.
McHale meets up with an old buddy who has McHale and his men thrown in jail.
"Tinker" Bell is tried by a court-martial board for the theft of Binghamton's printing press.
Binghamton orders the men of PT-73 to live in a swamp while he takes over their quarters.
A chapter of Parker's novel in which he sinks a Japanese battleship appears as fact in his hometown newspaper.
Binghamtom discovers he is personally responsible for a $140,000 shortage in the base inventory.
McHale's men compete for the distinction of making the most fetching sarongs for a bazaar.
Binghamton is hypnotized so that the men can stage a show for the benefit of a nearby orphanage.
Binghamton catches Gruber and a native chief selling lots on Navy-held Taratupa Island.
McHale has to figure out a way to get his pet prisoner-of-war's toothache treated by a Navy dentist.
A Russian navy officer, assigned to study PT-boat operations, turns out to be a young woman.
A band of swindlers lands on Taratupa to steal a boatload of valuable supplies away from Binghamton.
Binghamton discovers McHale's crew was on an island enjoying a luau during an air raid on Taratupa.
Rampant discord results when a singing sensation and his guitar are assigned to McHale's squadron.
McHale's men look forward to becoming rich when Parker's dreams prove uncannily prophetic.
Mousy Lt. Carpenter turns into a raging lion when he becomes acting commander of Taratupa.