From Russia With Johnson (Season 2, Episode 2)
Notch and his lifeguards rescue a Russian submarine found stranded on the beach of Malibu Adjacent, and Chip falls for a beautiful mermaid named Areola. 22:24 minutes.
Jailhouse Notch
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Notch fights in a prison gladiator battle to win a chance to find Colonel Kooze and prove his innocence while... |
S3 | Ep11 | 9/10/02 | play |
Taco Lips Now
(22:21),
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Notch is tried for war crimes committed by his commander, Colonel Kooze, in Vietnam, Kimberlee dates Notch's... |
S3 | Ep10 | 9/8/02 | play |
You Only Come Once
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Notch does battle with a mad scientist, the Notorious Stink Finger, and his diabolical weather machine when he... |
S3 | Ep7 | 7/30/02 | play |
The Gay Team
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Notch enters "The Gaytrix" to rescue Chip from the evil Heinous Anus, who is bent on destroying the straight... |
S3 | Ep6 | 7/23/02 | play |
Witness For The Prostitution
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Notch and the lifeguards try to crack a campus prostitution ring, and Notch has to pretend to be Kimberlee's... |
S3 | Ep5 | 7/16/02 | play |
Three Days Of The Condom
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B.J. disappears while working as an intern in Washington, D.C., so Notch and his lifeguards go to search for... |
S3 | Ep4 | 7/9/02 | play |
In The Line Of Booty
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Notch gets involved in a gang war between East and West-side rappers while Porcelain goes after Professor... |
S3 | Ep3 | 7/2/02 | play |
Penetration Island, Part I
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Notch and his SPF-30 lifeguards leave the sands of Malibu Adjacent and hit the surf in Bulimia to take part in... |
S3 | Ep1 | 6/18/02 | play |
Penetration Island, Part II
(22:31),
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Dirty Sanchez and his rebel gang have already disposed of Notch and the show's tempters and temptresses. Now... |
S3 | Ep1 | 6/18/02 | play |
Booger Nights
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Chip's sister, Eva Rommel, is talked into being an adult-film star by notorious Vinnie Fellachio, but Chip... |
S2 | Ep15 | 7/17/01 | play |
Area 69
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When B.J. and Jamaica are impregnated then abducted by aliens, Notch and Kimberlee head to Area 69 to... |
S2 | Ep14 | 7/10/01 | play |
Grand Prix
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Notch enters a midget racing event and reunites with an old girlfriend who is now married to a rival driver.... |
S2 | Ep13 | 7/3/01 | play |
The Sexorcist
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When B.J. is possessed by an evil spirit, Notch, Jamaica, and Kimberlee battle the devil to free her.... |
S2 | Ep12 | 6/26/01 | play |
The Island of Dr. Merlot
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As Notch and B.J. fly to Bermuda for a flotation convention, their plane crashes down, and they find... |
S2 | Ep11 | 6/19/01 | play |
It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!
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Jamaica becomes the first black lifeguard in space when she boards the shuttle Catastrophe, but a high school... |
S2 | Ep10 | 6/12/01 | play |
It's A Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World
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Notch and his lifeguards must track down the serial killer haunting the Nude-Limpic Games in Malibu Adjacent... |
S2 | Ep9 | 6/5/01 | play |
Chip's A Goy
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Notch and his lifeguards travel to Israel for a vacation but get called upon to stop HUMMUS, an Arab terrorist... |
S2 | Ep7 | 4/24/01 | play |
Light My Firebush
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Notch and his lifeguards must protect B.J. from her evil, stalking, recently-paroled stepfather, and SPF-30... |
S2 | Ep6 | 4/17/01 | play |
Rod Strikes Back
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Former cult-leader and ex-porn star, the Divine Rod, escapes from prison and seeks revenge on Notch for... |
S2 | Ep4 | 4/3/01 | play |
Remember Her Titans
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Jamaica's basketball player boyfriend gets in trouble with a bookie and is forced to throw the upcoming game. ... |
S2 | Ep3 | 3/27/01 | play |
From Russia With Johnson
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Notch and his lifeguards rescue a Russian submarine found stranded on the beach of Malibu Adjacent, and Chip... |
S2 | Ep2 | 3/20/01 |
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B.J. Blue Hawaii
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In Hawaii, Notch discovers his old friend King Kumonya's daughter is a drug lord, and B.J. and Jamaica's... |
S2 | Ep1 | 3/13/01 | play |
Day Of The Jackass
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Malibu Adjacent is hosting a diplomatic submit between China and Africa, and Notch and his lifeguards must... |
S1 | Ep10 | 8/22/00 | play |
South Of Her Border
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Notch assists the leader of a South American country whose regime is in danger of being overthrown. Meanwhile,... |
S1 | Ep9 | 8/15/00 | play |
Miso Honei
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Notch takes on a colossal tsunami wave with the aid of his dead father's spirit, and Chip confesses to B.J.... |
S1 | Ep8 | 8/8/00 | play |
Eat My Muffin
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When B.J.'s self-esteem plummets, she joins a cult led by the Divine Rod, putting the outcome of the upcoming... |
S1 | Ep7 | 8/1/00 | play |
Two Thongs Don't Make A Right
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Notch and his lifeguards search for a little boy who fell down a hole, and Mayor Massengil threatens to ban... |
S1 | Ep5 | 4/11/00 | play |
Love, Native-American Style
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Notch attempts to honor his adopted father's dying wishes by helping prevent a Native-American tribe from... |
S1 | Ep4 | 4/4/00 | play |
In The G-hetto
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Notch bravely steps forward when a gang leader attempts to force Jamaica into becoming his drug mule by... |
S1 | Ep3 | 3/28/00 | play |
Silence Of The Clams
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The lifeguards find evidence that an eco-terrorist is trying to ruin the lucrative Spring Break season. |
S1 | Ep2 | 3/21/00 | play |
With Sex You Get Eggroll
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Malibu Adjacent's head lifeguard, Notch Johnson, attempts to free a group of Asian women sold into slavery and... |
S1 | Ep1 | 3/14/00 | play |
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