Penetration Island, Part II (Season 3, Episode 1)
Dirty Sanchez and his rebel gang have already disposed of Notch and the show's tempters and temptresses. Now they want to kill off the rest of Miami Adjacent's Shore Patrol Force. 22:31 minutes.
Jailhouse Notch
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Notch fights in a prison gladiator battle to win a chance to find Colonel Kooze and prove his innocence while... |
S3 | Ep11 | 9/10/02 | play |
Taco Lips Now
(22:21),
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Notch is tried for war crimes committed by his commander, Colonel Kooze, in Vietnam, Kimberlee dates Notch's... |
S3 | Ep10 | 9/8/02 | play |
You Only Come Once
(22:24),
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Notch does battle with a mad scientist, the Notorious Stink Finger, and his diabolical weather machine when he... |
S3 | Ep7 | 7/30/02 | play |
The Gay Team
(22:24),
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Notch enters "The Gaytrix" to rescue Chip from the evil Heinous Anus, who is bent on destroying the straight... |
S3 | Ep6 | 7/23/02 | play |
Witness For The Prostitution
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Notch and the lifeguards try to crack a campus prostitution ring, and Notch has to pretend to be Kimberlee's... |
S3 | Ep5 | 7/16/02 | play |
Three Days Of The Condom
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B.J. disappears while working as an intern in Washington, D.C., so Notch and his lifeguards go to search for... |
S3 | Ep4 | 7/9/02 | play |
In The Line Of Booty
(22:26),
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Notch gets involved in a gang war between East and West-side rappers while Porcelain goes after Professor... |
S3 | Ep3 | 7/2/02 | play |
Penetration Island, Part I
(22:38),
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Notch and his SPF-30 lifeguards leave the sands of Malibu Adjacent and hit the surf in Bulimia to take part in... |
S3 | Ep1 | 6/18/02 | play |
Penetration Island, Part II
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Dirty Sanchez and his rebel gang have already disposed of Notch and the show's tempters and temptresses. Now... |
S3 | Ep1 | 6/18/02 |
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Booger Nights
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Chip's sister, Eva Rommel, is talked into being an adult-film star by notorious Vinnie Fellachio, but Chip... |
S2 | Ep15 | 7/17/01 | play |
Area 69
(22:24),
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When B.J. and Jamaica are impregnated then abducted by aliens, Notch and Kimberlee head to Area 69 to... |
S2 | Ep14 | 7/10/01 | play |
Grand Prix
(22:25),
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Notch enters a midget racing event and reunites with an old girlfriend who is now married to a rival driver.... |
S2 | Ep13 | 7/3/01 | play |
The Sexorcist
(22:25),
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When B.J. is possessed by an evil spirit, Notch, Jamaica, and Kimberlee battle the devil to free her.... |
S2 | Ep12 | 6/26/01 | play |
The Island of Dr. Merlot
(22:24),
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As Notch and B.J. fly to Bermuda for a flotation convention, their plane crashes down, and they find... |
S2 | Ep11 | 6/19/01 | play |
It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!
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Jamaica becomes the first black lifeguard in space when she boards the shuttle Catastrophe, but a high school... |
S2 | Ep10 | 6/12/01 | play |
It's A Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World
(22:14),
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Notch and his lifeguards must track down the serial killer haunting the Nude-Limpic Games in Malibu Adjacent... |
S2 | Ep9 | 6/5/01 | play |
Chip's A Goy
(22:25),
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Notch and his lifeguards travel to Israel for a vacation but get called upon to stop HUMMUS, an Arab terrorist... |
S2 | Ep7 | 4/24/01 | play |
Light My Firebush
(22:24),
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Notch and his lifeguards must protect B.J. from her evil, stalking, recently-paroled stepfather, and SPF-30... |
S2 | Ep6 | 4/17/01 | play |
Rod Strikes Back
(22:24),
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Former cult-leader and ex-porn star, the Divine Rod, escapes from prison and seeks revenge on Notch for... |
S2 | Ep4 | 4/3/01 | play |
Remember Her Titans
(22:26),
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Jamaica's basketball player boyfriend gets in trouble with a bookie and is forced to throw the upcoming game. ... |
S2 | Ep3 | 3/27/01 | play |
From Russia With Johnson
(22:24),
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Notch and his lifeguards rescue a Russian submarine found stranded on the beach of Malibu Adjacent, and Chip... |
S2 | Ep2 | 3/20/01 | play |
B.J. Blue Hawaii
(22:24),
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In Hawaii, Notch discovers his old friend King Kumonya's daughter is a drug lord, and B.J. and Jamaica's... |
S2 | Ep1 | 3/13/01 | play |
Day Of The Jackass
(22:23),
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Malibu Adjacent is hosting a diplomatic submit between China and Africa, and Notch and his lifeguards must... |
S1 | Ep10 | 8/22/00 | play |
South Of Her Border
(22:23),
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Notch assists the leader of a South American country whose regime is in danger of being overthrown. Meanwhile,... |
S1 | Ep9 | 8/15/00 | play |
Miso Honei
(22:25),
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Notch takes on a colossal tsunami wave with the aid of his dead father's spirit, and Chip confesses to B.J.... |
S1 | Ep8 | 8/8/00 | play |
Eat My Muffin
(22:23),
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When B.J.'s self-esteem plummets, she joins a cult led by the Divine Rod, putting the outcome of the upcoming... |
S1 | Ep7 | 8/1/00 | play |
Two Thongs Don't Make A Right
(22:27),
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Notch and his lifeguards search for a little boy who fell down a hole, and Mayor Massengil threatens to ban... |
S1 | Ep5 | 4/11/00 | play |
Love, Native-American Style
(22:28),
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Notch attempts to honor his adopted father's dying wishes by helping prevent a Native-American tribe from... |
S1 | Ep4 | 4/4/00 | play |
In The G-hetto
(22:28),
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Notch bravely steps forward when a gang leader attempts to force Jamaica into becoming his drug mule by... |
S1 | Ep3 | 3/28/00 | play |
Silence Of The Clams
(22:28),
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The lifeguards find evidence that an eco-terrorist is trying to ruin the lucrative Spring Break season. |
S1 | Ep2 | 3/21/00 | play |
With Sex You Get Eggroll
(22:27),
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Malibu Adjacent's head lifeguard, Notch Johnson, attempts to free a group of Asian women sold into slavery and... |
S1 | Ep1 | 3/14/00 | play |
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