The Colbert Report
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CLIP: Stephen's Vetting Process - Cliff Sloan Pt. 2
Stephen snorted some cocaine for charity, and his street name was Butt Classy.
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CLIP: The Word - Mad Men
The free market and religion both have invisible hands and move in mysterious ways.
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CLIP: MeTunes - Chinese Democracy
Axl Rose tries to steal Stephen's thunder by releasing "Chinese Democracy" on the same day as his Christmas special.
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CLIP: Racism Is Over - Cory Booker
Cory Booker says we make a mistake if we ignore the wonderful differences that embody America.
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CLIP: Tip/Wag - Marvel Comics
Stephen locks up the coveted demos of invisible women and elastic dads in the Marvel Universe.
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CLIP: Imaginary Gay/Black Warfare
The senseless and escalating imaginary war between blacks and gays is tearing our great nation apart.
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CLIP: Cheating Death - Women's Health
Doctors solve women's hormonal problems with hormones.
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CLIP: Formula 4OU1
Stephen is proud to introduce his Formula 4OU1 for the class-conscious British.
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CLIP: The Word - Pity Party
We are finally starting to hear just how oppressed President Bush has been.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008: America's Choice - Post-Election Fears
Jon shows the Best F#$king News Team a world out there after the election.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008: America's Choice - Barack Obama Wins
Barack Obama is officially the next president of the United States.
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CLIP: President Obama
The election is a setback for the McCain campaign, but he will come back fighting and take this thing.
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CLIP: The Word - Change
Last night we elected a man named Barack Hussein Obama. What part of that doesn't scare you?
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CLIP: Un-American News - Obama Edition
Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki declares a national holiday for Barack Obama's victory.
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CLIP: Rachel Maddow
Rachel Maddow says the Bush administration has been like hiring a vegan to be your butcher.
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CLIP: The New Yorker Cover
Stephen thinks The New Yorker cover of Barack Obama dressed like a Muslim terrorist fist bumping his wife is funny, because it's true.
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CLIP: Belgians Buy Budweiser
Since Stephen heard Anheuser-Busch sold itself to a Belgian brewer, he's been drinking non-stop before those waffle humpers change the formula.
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CLIP: Difference Makers - Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a reclusive patriot who has the courage and generosity to erect a huge flagpole.
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CLIP: The Word - Priceless
A human life is 6.9 million dollars. Gaming the system to protect industry from safety regulations: priceless.
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CLIP: John McCain's Sausage Party
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
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CLIP: Margaret Spellings
Stephen asks Margaret Spellings if federally mandated spanking would help our kids do better in school.
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CLIP: Barack Obama's Elitist Summer Abroad
Let the mainstream media fawn all over Barack Obama, some of us have more exciting candidates to cover.
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CLIP: South Carolina Is so Gay
South Carolina is a state where big strapping straight men reenact Civil War battles and then shower together for historical accuracy.
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CLIP: Elizabeth Edwards
Stephen tells Elizabeth Edwards we already have universal health care. It's called prayer.
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CLIP: The Word - Placebo
We want to believe that the nothing President Bush is offering is the something we've all been waiting for.
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CLIP: ColorofChange.org Petition
Nas responds to Bill O'Reilly like the gangsta that he is -- with a petition.
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CLIP: Tip/Wag - 9/11 Billboard
Just because you're linking Democrats to 9/11, there's no reason to be rude.
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CLIP: Alpha Dog of the Week - George W. Bush
President Bush has been forced to do a terrible job of pretending to care what people think of him, but not anymore.
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CLIP: How to be a Maverick
Not everyone is born a maverick, but luckily it's a skill you can learn.
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