The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Indecision 2008 - Surrogates
The presidential candidates release their surrogates and Jesse Jackson shares his secret wish. 8:20 minutes.
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CLIP: You Don't Know Dick - Indictments
Guess which prison-related business Dick Cheney is getting indicted for.
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CLIP: Does That Get Me Fired? - Lieberman & Stevens
Democrats forgive Joe Lieberman's betrayal, and Republicans dodge a bullet with Ted Stevens' convictions.
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CLIP: Mess O'Potamia - Iraq Surrenders
Some people can't take "you've got three years to get out" for an answer.
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CLIP: Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - Dude, Where's My Car...
Auto industry CEOs fly their private jets to ask Congress for $25 billion.
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CLIP: Obama and Hitler
You'd have to be a madman not to see that Barack Obama is incredibly similar to Hitler.
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CLIP: Baracknophobia - Post-Election Edition
There's fear in the air as American gun shops see an enormous increase in sales after Obama is elected.
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CLIP: The Biggest Losers
Sarah Palin launches a PR blitz to show voters all they missed by not electing her queen of America.
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CLIP: T. Boone Pickens
T. Boone Pickens wants to use our resources in America to end our dependence on foreign oil.
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CLIP: The Best F#$king News Team Ever - Obama's Handshake
Samantha Bee, Aasif Mandvi and Jason Jones share their thoughts on the impact of Barack Obama's handshake.
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CLIP: Decision 2008 - Gary & Gary Unmarried
If you like your injustice tinged with a little irony, 69% of African-Americans supported Proposition 8.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008: America's Choice - McCain Headquarters
Samantha Bee is at the Escher-like hellscape that is McCain Headquarters.
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CLIP: I Now Denounce You Chuck & Larry
Some Proposition 8 supporters aren't against gay people, just gay marriage.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008: America's Choice - The Bradley Effect
The Best F#$king News Team Ever finds out if the Bradley effect is a threat.
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CLIP: Decision 2008 - Obama Victory Coverage
For the news networks, election night is Christmas, Hanukkah, and your parents getting divorced all at once -- in other words -- toys.
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CLIP: Decision 2008 - Unrepentant Racists
Jason Jones doesn't want to forget about another group who never thought they'd live to see this day: elderly unrepentant racists.
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CLIP: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb...
Now that it doesn't matter, Wyatt Cenac can tell you Sarah Palin thinks the alphabet has 22 letters.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008 - Surrogates
The presidential candidates release their surrogates and Jesse Jackson shares his secret wish.
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CLIP: Photoshop of Horrors
John Oliver proves there is no doubt that Iran possesses the ability to Photoshop images.
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CLIP: Obama Cartoon
Barack Obama is in no way upset about the cartoon that depicts him as a Muslim extremist, because you know who gets upset about cartoons? Muslim extremists.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008 - Dobbs-O-Meter
The best way to measure the candidates' success in wooing the Latino community is the Dobbs-O-Meter.
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CLIP: Obama Quest - Bethlehem
Barack Obama makes a short visit to the manger in Bethlehem where he was born.
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CLIP: Headlines - Novak's Hit-and-Run
The only difference between Robert Novak's hit-and-run and his career, is that this time someone stopped him.
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CLIP: Obama Quest - The Holy Land
Barack Obama holds a press conference at the Temple of Hercules, while John McCain is on his own quest for attention in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.
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CLIP: Obama Quest - Berlin Speech
As Barack Obama delivers his speech to fans in Germany, John McCain talks about milk prices in a grocery store.
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CLIP: Obama in Iraq
Rob Riggle, Larry Wilmore, John Oliver, Wyatt Cenac and Ed Helms are excited about Barack Obama's trip to Iraq.
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CLIP: Rappers or Republicans
Wyatt Cenac bets Jon doesn't know the difference between a rapper and a Republican.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008 - McCain Coverage
A fly lands on John McCain's face during an interview with George Stephanopoulos.
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CLIP: Don't Ask, Don't Tell Hearing
The military operates under Bill Clinton's "don't ask, don't tell" policy because oddly enough, they can't handle the truth.
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CLIP: Brian Williams
Brian Williams tells Jon the message Mahmoud Ahmadinejad imparted to him.
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CLIP: Dick Move of the Week - McCain Attacks
John McCain thanks the Hilton family for their support. Now if you'll excuse him, he's got to take a nationally televised dump on their daughter.
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CLIP: Ben Wattenberg
Ben Wattenberg believes if neo-conservatism were called chocolate, more people would be on board.
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CLIP: Illegally Blonde
If ex-Justice aide Monica Goodling doesn't know whether she made a particular mistake more or less than 50 times, that's not really a mistake.
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CLIP: Obama Quest - The Holy Land
Barack Obama holds a press conference at the Temple of Hercules, while John McCain is on his own quest for attention in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.
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CLIP: Headlines - Novak's Hit-and-Run
The only difference between Robert Novak's hit-and-run and his career, is that this time someone stopped him.
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CLIP: Back in Black - End of an Empire Sale
Lewis Black wonders how bad the American economy is that Anheuser-Busch is being bought out by big waffle.
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CLIP: Obama in Iraq
Rob Riggle, Larry Wilmore, John Oliver, Wyatt Cenac and Ed Helms are excited about Barack Obama's trip to Iraq.
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CLIP: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Maggie Gyllenhaal admits to how excited she was when she got swept up by Batman.
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CLIP: Baruch Obama
Wyatt Cenac travels to South Florida to find out if Barack Obama can win the elderly Jewish vote.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008 - Dobbs-O-Meter
The best way to measure the candidates' success in wooing the Latino community is the Dobbs-O-Meter.
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CLIP: Pleasing the Fifth
Most people don't think the country is heading in the right direction, but Jason Jones learns some tips to make Americans happy again.
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CLIP: Headlines - It's the Stupid Economy
President Bush and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke have different opinions on the economy.
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CLIP: John McCain's Air Quotes
John McCain has finally put the concerns of women where they belong: in derisive air quotes.
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CLIP: Barack Obama
Barack Obama doesn't think white voters have gotten the memo about the Bradley effect.
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CLIP: Meet Your New Cellmate - Ted Stevens
Ted Stevens is the Senate's longest serving Republican, and as of last night, a convicted felon.
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CLIP: Community Organizers
John Oliver learns that community organizing can lead to a career in crack cocaine trafficking.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008 - Last Day
Dick Cheney endorses John McCain, and Sarah Palin pulls the last pin out of the smear grenade.
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