The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Headlines - Novak's Hit-and-Run
The only difference between Robert Novak's hit-and-run and his career, is that this time someone stopped him. 2:05 minutes.
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The only difference between Robert Novak's hit-and-run and his career, is that this time someone stopped him.
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CLIP: Headlines - Novak's Hit-and-Run
The only difference between Robert Novak's hit-and-run and his career, is that this time someone stopped him.
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