The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Pleasing the Fifth
Most people don't think the country is heading in the right direction, but Jason Jones learns some tips to make Americans happy again. 5:13 minutes.
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CLIP: You Don't Know Dick - Indictments
Guess which prison-related business Dick Cheney is getting indicted for.
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CLIP: Does That Get Me Fired? - Lieberman & Stevens
Democrats forgive Joe Lieberman's betrayal, and Republicans dodge a bullet with Ted Stevens' convictions.
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CLIP: Mess O'Potamia - Iraq Surrenders
Some people can't take "you've got three years to get out" for an answer.
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CLIP: Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - Dude, Where's My Car...
Auto industry CEOs fly their private jets to ask Congress for $25 billion.
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CLIP: Obama and Hitler
You'd have to be a madman not to see that Barack Obama is incredibly similar to Hitler.
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CLIP: Baracknophobia - Post-Election Edition
There's fear in the air as American gun shops see an enormous increase in sales after Obama is elected.
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CLIP: The Biggest Losers
Sarah Palin launches a PR blitz to show voters all they missed by not electing her queen of America.
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CLIP: T. Boone Pickens
T. Boone Pickens wants to use our resources in America to end our dependence on foreign oil.
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CLIP: The Best F#$king News Team Ever - Obama's Handshake
Samantha Bee, Aasif Mandvi and Jason Jones share their thoughts on the impact of Barack Obama's handshake.
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CLIP: Decision 2008 - Gary & Gary Unmarried
If you like your injustice tinged with a little irony, 69% of African-Americans supported Proposition 8.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008: America's Choice - McCain Headquarters
Samantha Bee is at the Escher-like hellscape that is McCain Headquarters.
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CLIP: I Now Denounce You Chuck & Larry
Some Proposition 8 supporters aren't against gay people, just gay marriage.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008: America's Choice - The Bradley Effect
The Best F#$king News Team Ever finds out if the Bradley effect is a threat.
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CLIP: Decision 2008 - Obama Victory Coverage
For the news networks, election night is Christmas, Hanukkah, and your parents getting divorced all at once -- in other words -- toys.
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CLIP: Decision 2008 - Unrepentant Racists
Jason Jones doesn't want to forget about another group who never thought they'd live to see this day: elderly unrepentant racists.
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CLIP: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb...
Now that it doesn't matter, Wyatt Cenac can tell you Sarah Palin thinks the alphabet has 22 letters.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008 - Surrogates
The presidential candidates release their surrogates and Jesse Jackson shares his secret wish.
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CLIP: Photoshop of Horrors
John Oliver proves there is no doubt that Iran possesses the ability to Photoshop images.
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CLIP: Obama Cartoon
Barack Obama is in no way upset about the cartoon that depicts him as a Muslim extremist, because you know who gets upset about cartoons? Muslim extremists.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008 - Dobbs-O-Meter
The best way to measure the candidates' success in wooing the Latino community is the Dobbs-O-Meter.
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CLIP: Obama Quest - Bethlehem
Barack Obama makes a short visit to the manger in Bethlehem where he was born.
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CLIP: Headlines - Novak's Hit-and-Run
The only difference between Robert Novak's hit-and-run and his career, is that this time someone stopped him.
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CLIP: Obama Quest - The Holy Land
Barack Obama holds a press conference at the Temple of Hercules, while John McCain is on his own quest for attention in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.
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CLIP: Obama Quest - Berlin Speech
As Barack Obama delivers his speech to fans in Germany, John McCain talks about milk prices in a grocery store.
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CLIP: Obama in Iraq
Rob Riggle, Larry Wilmore, John Oliver, Wyatt Cenac and Ed Helms are excited about Barack Obama's trip to Iraq.
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CLIP: Rappers or Republicans
Wyatt Cenac bets Jon doesn't know the difference between a rapper and a Republican.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008 - McCain Coverage
A fly lands on John McCain's face during an interview with George Stephanopoulos.
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CLIP: Don't Ask, Don't Tell Hearing
The military operates under Bill Clinton's "don't ask, don't tell" policy because oddly enough, they can't handle the truth.
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CLIP: Brian Williams
Brian Williams tells Jon the message Mahmoud Ahmadinejad imparted to him.
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CLIP: Dick Move of the Week - McCain Attacks
John McCain thanks the Hilton family for their support. Now if you'll excuse him, he's got to take a nationally televised dump on their daughter.
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CLIP: Ben Wattenberg
Ben Wattenberg believes if neo-conservatism were called chocolate, more people would be on board.
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CLIP: Illegally Blonde
If ex-Justice aide Monica Goodling doesn't know whether she made a particular mistake more or less than 50 times, that's not really a mistake.
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CLIP: Obama Quest - The Holy Land
Barack Obama holds a press conference at the Temple of Hercules, while John McCain is on his own quest for attention in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.
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CLIP: Headlines - Novak's Hit-and-Run
The only difference between Robert Novak's hit-and-run and his career, is that this time someone stopped him.
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CLIP: Back in Black - End of an Empire Sale
Lewis Black wonders how bad the American economy is that Anheuser-Busch is being bought out by big waffle.
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CLIP: Obama in Iraq
Rob Riggle, Larry Wilmore, John Oliver, Wyatt Cenac and Ed Helms are excited about Barack Obama's trip to Iraq.
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CLIP: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Maggie Gyllenhaal admits to how excited she was when she got swept up by Batman.
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CLIP: Baruch Obama
Wyatt Cenac travels to South Florida to find out if Barack Obama can win the elderly Jewish vote.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008 - Dobbs-O-Meter
The best way to measure the candidates' success in wooing the Latino community is the Dobbs-O-Meter.
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CLIP: Pleasing the Fifth
Most people don't think the country is heading in the right direction, but Jason Jones learns some tips to make Americans happy again.
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CLIP: Headlines - It's the Stupid Economy
President Bush and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke have different opinions on the economy.
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CLIP: John McCain's Air Quotes
John McCain has finally put the concerns of women where they belong: in derisive air quotes.
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CLIP: Barack Obama
Barack Obama doesn't think white voters have gotten the memo about the Bradley effect.
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CLIP: Meet Your New Cellmate - Ted Stevens
Ted Stevens is the Senate's longest serving Republican, and as of last night, a convicted felon.
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CLIP: Community Organizers
John Oliver learns that community organizing can lead to a career in crack cocaine trafficking.
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CLIP: Indecision 2008 - Last Day
Dick Cheney endorses John McCain, and Sarah Palin pulls the last pin out of the smear grenade.
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