A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry Helper, when he lets another dentist work on his teeth. 25:30 minutes.

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All About Eavesdropping picture

Through Richie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers' and almost lose two...

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When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen picture

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

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Jilting the Jilter (25:32), tv-g

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comedian who wants her to write his material.

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A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise picture

Laura despairs when husband Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

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It's a Shame She Married Me picture

Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame. Robert Vaughn guest-stars.

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Divorce (24:26), tv-g

Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

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Racy Tracy Rattigan (25:33), tv-g

A romantic British film star arouses Rob's ire by his attention to Laura. Richard Dawson guest-stars.

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I'm No Henry Walden! picture

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for celebrated literati. Carl Reiner guest-stars.

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The Square Triangle (25:28), tv-g

A French singing idol, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's past, suddenly reappears.

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The Sam Pomerantz Scandals picture

Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help out an old friend.

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Give Me Your Walls (25:05), tv-g

When Rob's living room needs a paint job, he hires a colorful master painter of Rome, Florence, and Brooklyn. ...

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To his great regret, Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing excursion.

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My Husband Is a Check-Grabber picture

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

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It May Look Like a Walnut picture

Under the influence of science fiction, Rob fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs....

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I Was a Teenage Head Writer picture

An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

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Ray Murdock's X-Ray (25:18), tv-g

Rob finds himself in hot water after giving a television interview in which he unwittingly portrays his wife...

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Will You Two Be My Wife? picture

Rob is slapped, kicked, and screamed at--among other things--by the girl he left behind when he entered the...

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The Foul-Weather Girl picture

Laura sees a singing weather girl as a threat to her marriage.

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The Cat Burglar (25:31), tv-g

A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home, but the police are baffled as to how he did it.

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Rob directs an amateur theatrical in which rehearsals are dogged by controversy over the casting of a key...

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A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own picture

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry Helper, when he lets another dentist work on his...

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Rob begins to fear he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Richie starts him sneezing.

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Richie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

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Rob suspects cowriters Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

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Rob and Laura recount vastly different versions of a marital spat that sends Rob storming out of the house.

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A handsome balladeer brings romance into Sally's life.

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Rob has some explaining to do when son Richie learns that his middle name is Rosebud.

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Rob Petrie suffers from a post-hypnotic suggestion meant for someone else, and it causes mayhem at work.

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Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he can't play the game.

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Rob is puzzled and chagrined when he finds that Laura has a secret nest egg of her own.

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A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.

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To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the telephone, Rob disguises his voice and asks...

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Never Name a Duck (25:07), tv-g

When one of Richie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

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Rob makes the mistake of trying to help the old-time radio comedy writer who gave him his first break. ...

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A fancy dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of Rob's old Army...

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Buddy convinces Rob that he, like all American husbands, is henpecked. Orginal Air Date: 4/4/62

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Rob's talented, sleepwalking brother manages to audition successfully for "The Alan Brady Show" even while...

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Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking....

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Where You Been, Fassbinder? picture

Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder. Orginal Air Date:...

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Laura believes Rob, on jury duty, has been unfairly swayed by the beautiful blonde defendant. Orginal Air...

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Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new song and dance. Orginal...

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Father of the Week picture

Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out that his six-year-old son is embarrassed to admit...

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While his wife is away, Buddy moves in with the Petries and quickly wears out his welcome. Orginal Air Date:...

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Richie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions. Orginal Air Date: 2/7/62

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When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies....

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Buddy ignores Rob's efforts to collect an old debt. Orginal Air Date: 1/24/62

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Rob's dentist pal, Jerry, strains the friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public. ...

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Unable to control her curiosity, Laura open's Rob's mail - much to her regret! Orginal Air Date: 1/10/62

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Six-year-old Richie asks his parents the inevitable "Where did I come from?" question. They recall the days...

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After Buddy leaves "The Alan Brady Show" for a job that falls through, Rob and Sally conspire to get him his...

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Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating co-writer Sally as one...

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Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she cannot bring herself to tell him that it is...

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Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but forgets all about it until air time. Orginal Air...

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The Meershatz Pipe picture

Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers do a show without his help.

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The Unwelcome Houseguest picture

Rob reluctantly agrees to take care of Buddy's dog for the weekend and creates a furor when he brings the...

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To Tell or Not to Tell picture

Rob and Richie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career. Orginal...

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Jealousy (25:44)

Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful television star.

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Rob invites an old Army pal home to dinner and begins to fear he has a jewel thief on his hands. Orginal Air...

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While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they...

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Rob suffers with guilt when he has to go on a business trip the night of his son's play. Orginal Air Date:...

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Laura matches up her pharmacist cousin, Thomas, with Rob's fireball cowriter, Sally, for a lopsided dinner...

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Laura dyes her hair blonde when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading. 10/10/61

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Pilot episode of "The Dick Van Dyke Show", orginally titled "Head of the Family"

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Comedy writer Rob Petrie talks his wife Laura into leaving their "sick" son Ritchie with a babysitter while...

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