The Simpsons
Sacred Parchment
Homer takes preventative measures to be on good behavior with the Stonecutters, but finds himself outcast for it. 38 minutes.
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PREVIEW: Drinking with Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking and Homer have a drink at Moe's bar.
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PREVIEW: Crossing the Line
A fight breaks out at the "How Low Can You Go" competition when Krusty is hit with a urinal cake.
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PREVIEW: Searching for the Monster
Mr. Burn's takes a team of people from Springfield to Scotland to capture the Loch Ness monster.
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PREVIEW: Superbowl Tickets
The guys discover something strange about their Superbowl tickets.
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PREVIEW: Free Tire Balance
Homer tries to use a free coupon at High Pressure Tire Sales.
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PREVIEW: Going Low Competition
Contestants try to out do each other with gross stunts.
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PREVIEW: Burns Coming Through
Mr. Burns has Smithers drive through a crowded street.
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PREVIEW: Homer's Night Out
The Isotopes win the game sending Homer and the boys on a rampage.
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PREVIEW: Biggest Fan
Homer cheers for the Isotopes when he finds out they're winning.
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PREVIEW: Kids and Adults: The Musical
The kids face off against the adults in this accusatory musical extravaganza.
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PREVIEW: Lance Murdock's Suicycle
Lance Murdock needs a volunteer for his latest Las Vegas stunt.
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PREVIEW: Finding Inspiration
Homer finds inspiration for his art work through his anger.
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PREVIEW: Snap of the Fingers
Homer is sold on the idea that building a BBQ pit is simple.
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PREVIEW: Stirring Things Up
Bart tries to liven up the people at the retirement home.
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PREVIEW: Volunteering for Years
Bart learns that Lisa has been volunteering at the retirement home for years.
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PREVIEW: Spring Inventions
Homer shows Marge his new inventions created with springs.
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PREVIEW: Lemonade Stand
Bart and Lisa's lemonade stand runs into trouble with the Springfield Department of Commerce.
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PREVIEW: Waking Up To The Rapture
The Simpsons wake up in an empty church after sleeping through the sermon.
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PREVIEW: Listening In On Calls
Marge listens in on Krusty's conversation about a chick he picked up.
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PREVIEW: Dinner With Apu And Manjula
Manjula learns that Apu lied to her about the standard American work week while having dinner with Marge and Homer.
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PREVIEW: Baby Monitor
Marge realizes that she can eavesdrop on people's cell phone conversation through her baby monitor.
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PREVIEW: Unleashing The Power
Lisa begins to hallucinate in the sensory deprivation chamber.
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PREVIEW: Stuck In A Chamber
Homer is stuck in a sensory deprivation chamber and goes for an unexpected ride.
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PREVIEW: Escaping the Convoy
Homer is chased by a convoy of trucks and miraculously gets away.
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PREVIEW: New Headlights
Marge spends all morning long putting new halogen headlights on her SUV.
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PREVIEW: Marge Loses Her License
Marge's license is taken from her after she crashes into a prison freeing all the inmates.
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PREVIEW: Moe's Hair
Ned is able to rip out a chunk of Moe's chest hair as he gets thrown out of the car by Moe.
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PREVIEW: Sounds So Real
Marge and the kids think that the growling sound they hear is coming from the science project Marge made for Bart.
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PREVIEW: Another Woman
Marge gets upset with Homer when she catches him doing the limbo with another woman.
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PREVIEW: Stone Cutters Song
As a member of the Stonecutters, Homer learns of its secret and song.
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PREVIEW: Title Sequence Bart the Fink
Title sequence for Season 7 Episode 15: Bart the Fink
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PREVIEW: Words of Comfort
Homer does a horrible job consoling Bart after Krusty the Clown's death.
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PREVIEW: Taxcheat The Clown
Bart inadvertently gets his hero, Krusty the Clown, arrested for tax fraud.
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PREVIEW: Acceptance For Homer
After being discovered as the Chosen One, Homer finally finds the acceptance he's always wanted.
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PREVIEW: Title Sequence Homer the Smithers
Title Sequence of Season 7 episode 17: Homer the Smithers
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PREVIEW: Secret Identity
While at the historical society, Lisa discovers that Springfield's heroic founder, Jebediah was actually a murderous pirate.
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PREVIEW: Fantastic Voyage
Prof. Frink suggest a probe to look into Homer's medical problem.
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PREVIEW: Australian Soil
Homer and the family experience Australian and American soil at the U.S. embassy.
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PREVIEW: Fiduciary Problems
Homer dreams of a way to get out of his fiduciary problems.
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PREVIEW: Dig Him Up
Lisa and Homer convince the Town Jubilation Committee that in order to prove who the real Jebediah Springfield was, they must dig up his corpse.
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PREVIEW: Title Sequence - Homer the Great
Title Sequence for episode, Homer the Great
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PREVIEW: Bart's First Day of School
Homer drops Bart off at his new school for smart kids.
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PREVIEW: Sacred Parchment
Homer takes preventative measures to be on good behavior with the Stonecutters, but finds himself outcast for it.
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PREVIEW: Bullfrog Invasion
The Simpsons leave behind a bullfrog invasion in Australia.
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PREVIEW: Preferential Treatment
Homer discovers the perks of being a member of the Stonecutters.
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PREVIEW: Brave Ballerina Bart
Bart admits he's proud to be a ballerina to a hostile crowd.
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PREVIEW: Ghosts of the Past
After a disappointing day of historical sleuthing, Lisa gets an encouraging visit from the ghost of George Washington.
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PREVIEW: Johnny Live Alot
Bart is skeptical about Abe's story of the Fighting Hellfish treasure, until Mr Burns barges in to steal the key.
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PREVIEW: Jebediah Embiggens
The school kids watch a movie about the town's founder, Jebediah Springfield.
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PREVIEW: Secret Status
Homer wonders how his co-workers have managed to get such great perks but he hasn't.
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PREVIEW: One Flew Over
Barney and Moe visit Homer in the hospital and Barney does something drastic.
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PREVIEW: Australian Arrival
Bart releases his pet bullfrog upon the Simpsons arrival in Australia.
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PREVIEW: Childhood Trauma
Marge reveals a traumatizing childhood memory with her sisters.
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PREVIEW: Over A Dead Body
Both Abe Simpson and Montgomery Burns vow to be the last man alive to claim the Hellfighter treasure.
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PREVIEW: No Respect No Mula
Bart apologizes to a broken Krusty after ruining his life.
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PREVIEW: No Homers Club
Homer reveals the childhood history behind his need for acceptance.
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PREVIEW: Chased By Australians
The Simpsons run away from a mob of angry Australians to the safety of the American embassy.
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PREVIEW: Town Crier
Homer takes Flanders' position as town crier for Springfield's anniversary parade, after an impressive audition.
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PREVIEW: Stone of Shame
Homer is kicked out of the Stonecutters Society and is forced to wear the Stone of Shame.
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PREVIEW: Head Blows
Previous blows to the head may be the cause of Homer's current medical state.
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PREVIEW: Brilliant Beast
Scientists declare that they can't figure out whether Homer is human or not.
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PREVIEW: Crisis Opportunity
After getting banned from Moe's, Homer sees this crisis as an opportunity to find a better bar.
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PREVIEW: Stone of Triumph
Homer is let back into the Stonecutters Society after his prophet's birthmark is discovered.
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PREVIEW: Murderous Glint
Smithers narrowly saves Mister Burns from interacting with Lenny, one of his employees.
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PREVIEW: Simpsons Club
Instead of searching for an outside organization, Homer decides to be a part of the exclusive and special five member Simpsons club.
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PREVIEW: Coping Skills
Marge points out Homer's strengths while recovering in the hospital.
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PREVIEW: College Fund
Homer wants to use the kid's college fund to finance a session at Dr. Monroe's Family Therapy Center.
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PREVIEW: Haunted House
The Simpsons have to spend one night in a haunted house in order to get their portions of dead Aunt Hortense's inheritance.
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PREVIEW: Australian Booting
Bart formally apologizes to the Australian government but finds out he must pay a greater price.
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PREVIEW: Last Straw
Mr Burns' verbal and physical abuse forces Homer to do something drastic.
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PREVIEW: Homer and the Sax
Lisa tries to sooth Homer back to health with the help of her saxophone.
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