Bart notices that everyone around him seems to be benefiting from knife ownership. 1:14 minutes.
The Simpsons
(1990-2008)
PREVIEW:
Thank the Knife
(Season 5, Episode 8)
Maggie is sent to the box after she is caught being out of bed.
The actors selected to perform in the local play introduce themselves to each other.
Bart's dream of it being the last day of school turns out to be true.
Homer behaves like the fictitious character Stanley from "A Streetcar Named Desire".
Homer shows off his physical improvements due to the kids being away.
The kids in school countdown to the beginning of summer.
Homer is followed everywhere by his animal friends.
Homer has a difficult time getting out of bed.
Bart escapes his illegal card game with a magic trick.
Milhouse is introduced as America's new Fallout Boy.
Bart tells his mother that he is not planning on wearing a bathing suit when he goes swimming, while at summer camp.
Homer and Marge see a news report about a crisis at the summer camp where Bart and Lisa are at.
The kids are sent off to summer camp.
Homer watches a commercial for Moe's new family restaurant.
Homer dreams of speaking to God.
Ned rescues Homer from his burning house.
Homer tries to comfort Lisa when he finds her crying in her bedroom.
Homer attends a parenting class.
A show is interrupted in order to broadcast a football game.
Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, Todd and Bart venture into Shelbyville to reclaim a stolen lemon tree.
Krusty the Clown ask for a donation for the brotherhood of Jewish Clowns.
Maggie releases all the pacifiers that the nursery has confiscated.
Homer has a difficult time opening his can of pudding.
The Flanders try to bring Homer back to church.
Homer tries to teach Bart a lesson about women.
Bart teases a kid from Shelbyville.
Marge tries to inspire hometown pride in her family.
Smithers has a dream about a dream.
Lisa is called into the principles office for a head lice inspection
The parents band together to rescue their kids from Shelbyville.
Lisa points out that everyone in Springfield is a suspect in the murder of Mr. Burns.
Chief Wiggum has a backwards dream that tries to give him a clue.
Mr. Burns tells the story of how he was shot.
Moe has a difficult time with a lie detector.
Grounds Keeper Willie is interrogated.
Homer makes a valiant effort to steal back Sprinfield's lemon tree from a junk yard owner.
Homer gets mad and Grampa Simpson for not taking care of the kids.
Homer talks to the teamsters on a movie set.
Lisa finds out that Bart sold his soul to Milhouse.
Homer takes a baptism for Bart.
Bart tries everything to grow an inch.
Bart visits Milhouse on the set of the Radioactive Man movie.
Bart dreams of people having fun with their souls.
Bart and Lisa are sent to a foster home.
The Flanders get disturbed by an episode of "Itchy & Scratchy"
Moe tells his experience of being on the little rascal.
A family accidentally walks into Moe's bar.
Santa's Little Helper is released from the animal hospital in a wheel-about.
Bart immediately finds Grampa's gun after he moves in.
The town hall meeting goes dark when Mr. Burns executes his plan to block out the sun.
Mr. Burns needs his profit projections sent to Pete Porter in Pasadena.
Mr. Burns tries to take the school's oil well from Principal Skinner.
Mr. Burns is shot by a mystery killer, and everyone has a motive.
Homer sends Mr. Burns a picture of himself inside a box of chocolates to get his attention.
Homer is threatened by a Krusty the Klown doll.
Homer tries to talk Marge out of working at the nuclear plant with him.
Mr. Burns tells Smithers to zoom in on Marge as he watches her work from the monitors in his office.
Out of desperation, Homer asks Patty and Selma for a loan.
As a member of the Stonecutters, Homer learns of its secret and song.
Marge recalls the good times.
Bart is forced to take ballet for gym class.
Title sequence for Season 7 Episode 15: Bart the Fink
Bart inadvertently gets his hero, Krusty the Clown, arrested for tax fraud.
Homer does a horrible job consoling Bart after Krusty the Clown's death.
A montage of the many times Bart has elicited a "Doh!" from Homer.
A look into Homer's brain activity during his coma.
After being discovered as the Chosen One, Homer finally finds the acceptance he's always wanted.
Title Sequence of Season 7 episode 17: Homer the Smithers
Prof. Frink suggest a probe to look into Homer's medical problem.
While at the historical society, Lisa discovers that Springfield's heroic founder, Jebediah was actually a murderous pirate.
Bart expresses newfound respect for his grandfather, even though the Hellfish treasure is taken away from them.
Homer and the family experience Australian and American soil at the U.S. embassy.
Homer dreams of a way to get out of his fiduciary problems.
Lisa and Homer convince the Town Jubilation Committee that in order to prove who the real Jebediah Springfield was, they must dig up his corpse.
Title Sequence for episode, Homer the Great
Homer makes a killing on pumpkin stocks.
Homer takes preventative measures to be on good behavior with the Stonecutters, but finds himself outcast for it.
The Simpsons leave behind a bullfrog invasion in Australia.
Homer drops Bart off at his new school for smart kids.
Homer discovers the perks of being a member of the Stonecutters.
Bart admits he's proud to be a ballerina to a hostile crowd.
After a disappointing day of historical sleuthing, Lisa gets an encouraging visit from the ghost of George Washington.
The entire town watches as a penniless, distraught Krusty flies his plane into the side of a cliff.
Bart is skeptical about Abe's story of the Fighting Hellfish treasure, until Mr Burns barges in to steal the key.
The school kids watch a movie about the town's founder, Jebediah Springfield.
Lisa reminisces about how tough Homer is.
Barney and Moe visit Homer in the hospital and Barney does something drastic.
Bart releases his pet bullfrog upon the Simpsons arrival in Australia.
Homer wonders how his co-workers have managed to get such great perks but he hasn't.
Marge reveals a traumatizing childhood memory with her sisters.
Both Abe Simpson and Montgomery Burns vow to be the last man alive to claim the Hellfighter treasure.
Bart apologizes to a broken Krusty after ruining his life.
Homer gets an idea for a new job as a limousine driver.
Homer reveals the childhood history behind his need for acceptance.
Homer takes Flanders' position as town crier for Springfield's anniversary parade, after an impressive audition.
Bart discovers the joy of ballet.
Homer is kicked out of the Stonecutters Society and is forced to wear the Stone of Shame.
The Simpsons run away from a mob of angry Australians to the safety of the American embassy.
Previous blows to the head may be the cause of Homer's current medical state.
Scientists declare that they can't figure out whether Homer is human or not.
The Simpsons learn a little bit about Australians.
After getting banned from Moe's, Homer sees this crisis as an opportunity to find a better bar.
Homer begins his job as Mr Burns' assistant.
Homer is let back into the Stonecutters Society after his prophet's birthmark is discovered.
Homer finds a place where everyone knows their names.
Smithers narrowly saves Mister Burns from interacting with Lenny, one of his employees.
Instead of searching for an outside organization, Homer decides to be a part of the exclusive and special five member Simpsons club.
Marge points out Homer's strengths while recovering in the hospital.
Homer wants to use the kid's college fund to finance a session at Dr. Monroe's Family Therapy Center.
Abe and Bart go after the Fighting Hellfish treasure.
Previous head injuries create new problems for Homer.
The Simpsons have to spend one night in a haunted house in order to get their portions of dead Aunt Hortense's inheritance.
Bart formally apologizes to the Australian government but finds out he must pay a greater price.
Lisa tells Homer about the origins of April Fool's Day.
Mr Burns' verbal and physical abuse forces Homer to do something drastic.
Homer finds something wrong at the lesbian bar.
Lisa tries to sooth Homer back to health with the help of her saxophone.
Homer throws insulting Patty and Selma out of his house.
Homer stalks his friends to find out their secret.
The only thing that motivates Homer to move is his love of chocolate.
Bart makes some inquiries to the southern hemisphere about the Coriolis Effect.
There were questions that prompted each of these responses, but those aren't as important.
Marge hires an attorney to fight her shoplifting charges
Homer is chased by the town's people when they see his disfigured body.
Homer tries to cheer up Milhouse after his parents are lost at sea by offering him food and entertainment that reference the ocean.
Homer and his co-workers wait for Mr. Burns to leave the power plant so they can go home.
A public announcement supporting Ralph Wiggum for president.
Homer bargains with Marge on how sober he must be for Lisa's recital.
Homer breaks down when he thinks that Marge is planning to leave him.
Krusty the clown sings a farewell song for his pal Sideshow Bob.
Marge gets angry and kills the pop-up logos, ads, and promos that keep appearing on the screen.
Moe tells homer that he made him a forget me shot, which wipes away all memories.
Krusty assures the bank robber that he wont do any funny stuff because he was voted worst clown.
Homer makes fun at how terrible the Patriot Act is.
Marge returns home from a business trip and is surprised by Homer when she sees that he's planned a romantic evening for the two of them.
Homer runs into a beehive, a blueberry patch, and wraps himself in a blanket until he looks just like Marge.
Homer and the gang meet up at Moe's to discuss the up coming presidential elections.
Two robbers are called Johnny and Clyde during a hold up.
Mr. Burn goes to the morgue to pick out body parts.
Sid Vicious shows up late to a gig.
Homer has a difficult time working a staple gun.
The Simpsons watch a commercial for a new ballet academy in town.
Lisa learns that all the ballerinas smoke in order to help them dance.
Homer discovers that the raccoon that has been stealing his beef jerky has a family.
Homer and Bart release a raccoon into the ballerina's locker room so it can steal their cigarettes.
Bart practices his Mexican wrestler move for Homer.
Lisa wants more than second hand smoke and tries to take a puff off a discarded cigarette.
Homer tries to shoot the critters that have been eating his beef jerky with a crossbow.
Nelson coaxes Bart to jump from the top of the tree house into the pool.
Bart settles in for a summer of TV, only to find Krusty is showing reruns of Classic Krusty all summer.
The Simpsons escape from a hostage situation by singing.
Bart witnesses a Busby Berkeley aquatic spectacular in his backyard after he breaks his leg.
Lisa relishes her newfound fair-weather pool friends.
Bart sends Lisa into Flanders' house to find evidence that he killed his wife. Bart, rendered impotent by his voyeurism (and broken leg) watches as Flanders' comes home...
On a hot day, Bart and Lisa dash outside to discover the ice cream man is...
Mice with big brains butcher Scratchy in the future in this reference to the Talosians of "Star Trek."
Bart and Milhouse go crazy Broadway style.
The pool collapses when too many kids jump in.
Homer stops an angry mob from destroying Belle's home when he breaks out singing.
Apu sings about the Kwik-E-Mart and his new home.
Homer buys an above ground pool and erects it in the backyard with help from an Amish man.
Krusty sings a heartfelt song.
Bart goes to the hospital with a broken leg and may need to have it amputated.
Mr. Burns sings about is wardrobe.
Homer complains about music.
A tough-looking western turns out to be a high-stepping musical.
Homer shows a tattoo that Bart put on his behind.
Kent Brockman reports on the unemployment crisis.
Robert Goulet performs at Bart's tree house casino.
Barney burps out coins after he drinks a cup filled with quarters.
The Simpsons arrive from a long trip and find Grampa dressed in drag.
Itchy and Scratchy go to space.
Sideshow Bob is released from prison for knowing how to speak German.
A news report on Homer's space travel reveals that there are giant ants in the spacecraft.
Homer scares Bart out of his sleep when he barges into his bedroom.
Homer is surprised to find that Barney arrived before him to a workout session.
Homer beats out Barney in a competition for the opportunity to be an astronaut on the next space mission.
Bart writes on the back of Homer's head.
Milhouse's magic act goes terribly wrong.
Homer and Barney are introduced as the two new candidates for the next space mission.
Homer's mathematical equation is corrected.
Homer rips open a bag of chips in the spaceship.
Bart gets Sideshow Bob to perform for him before he tries to kill him.