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He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited (12/8/08)

(Season 6, Episode 13)

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

• Season 6
  •   The Devil's Lube (Episode 14, 12/15/08)

    When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie reevaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

    ON TV

    Mon, Dec 15 9:00PM, Ch 003 KYW
    Mon, Dec 15 9:00PM, Ch 233 KYWDT

  •   He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited (Episode 13, 12/8/08)

    When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

    ON TV

    Mon, Dec 8 9:00PM, Ch 003 KYW
    Mon, Dec 8 9:00PM, Ch 233 KYWDT

• Season 4
  •   My Damn Stalker (Episode 15, 2/12/07)

    Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).

    ON TV

    Sat, Dec 13 7:30PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Sat, Dec 13 7:30PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (Episode 14, 2/5/07)

    Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields).

    ON TV

    Sat, Dec 13 7:00PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Sat, Dec 13 7:00PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Don't Worry, Speed Racer (Episode 13, 1/22/07)

    When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

    ON TV

    Sun, Dec 14 7:00PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Sun, Dec 14 7:00PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Castrating Sheep in Montana (Episode 12, 1/8/07)

    Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

    ON TV

    Sun, Dec 14 6:30PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Sun, Dec 14 6:30PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Walnuts and Demerol (Episode 11, 12/11/06)

    Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.

    ON TV

    Sat, Dec 6 7:30PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Sat, Dec 6 7:30PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Kissing Abraham Lincoln (Episode 10, 11/27/06)

    Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

    ON TV

    Sat, Dec 6 7:00PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Sat, Dec 6 7:00PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Corey's Been Dead For An Hour (Episode 9, 11/20/06)

    Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

    ON TV

    Sun, Dec 7 7:00PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Sun, Dec 7 7:00PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Release the Dogs (Episode 8, 11/13/06)

    Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

    ON TV

    Sun, Dec 7 6:30PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Sun, Dec 7 6:30PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

• Season 3
  •   Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (Episode 2, 9/26/05)

    Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

    ON TV

    Fri, Dec 12 7:00PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Fri, Dec 12 7:00PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts (Episode 1, 9/19/05)

    Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend after Alan falls off the roof.

    ON TV

    Thu, Dec 11 7:00PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Thu, Dec 11 7:00PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

• Season 2
  •   Does This Smell Funny to You? (Episode 24, 5/23/05)

    Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an old man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

    ON TV

    Wed, Dec 10 7:00PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Wed, Dec 10 7:00PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (Episode 23, 5/16/05)

    Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

    ON TV

    Tue, Dec 9 7:00PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Tue, Dec 9 7:00PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (Episode 22, 5/9/05)

    After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

    ON TV

    Mon, Dec 8 7:00PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Mon, Dec 8 7:00PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (Episode 21, 5/2/05)

    When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

    ON TV

    Fri, Dec 5 7:00PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Fri, Dec 5 7:00PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

• Season 1
  •   That Was Saliva, Alan (Episode 16, 2/16/04)

    Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.

    ON TV

    Fri, Dec 12 6:30PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Fri, Dec 12 6:30PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (Episode 15, 2/9/04)

    Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

    ON TV

    Thu, Dec 11 6:30PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Thu, Dec 11 6:30PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Sarah Like Puny Alan (Episode 13, 1/12/04)

    Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

    ON TV

    Wed, Dec 10 6:30PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Wed, Dec 10 6:30PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Camel Filters and Pheremones (Episode 12, 1/5/04)

    The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.

    ON TV

    Tue, Dec 9 6:30PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Tue, Dec 9 6:30PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (Episode 11, 12/15/03)

    Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau.

    ON TV

    Mon, Dec 8 6:30PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Mon, Dec 8 6:30PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT

  •   Merry Thanksgiving (Episode 10, 11/24/03)

    In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

    ON TV

    Fri, Dec 5 6:30PM, Ch 017 WPHL
    Fri, Dec 5 6:30PM, Ch 235 WPHLDT